Wednesday 8 February 2006

UK Young and Old Teenagers and Parents - Hang Your Head in Shame

GO AND BUY 'WE LOVE KATAMARI' NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD/ALLAH/(INSERT ANOTHER NAMED GOD)!!!

Why on Earth you simple-minded people choose rubbish movie and TV licenses, sport titles and Need for Speed? Those games are actually boring and really put me off for ages! I mean that YOU need to cross the new world in video games genres. Even PS2 format magazines, like PSM2 and the Official UK Playstation 2 Magazine, called 'We Love Katamari' the best game with very high reviews. Of course it may have weird visuals and a strange J-Pop soundtrack, the gameplay isn't and the King of the Cosmos s actually such a hilarious character that made me smile! Even my little sister and I have fun in the Select Meadow, where instead of rolling some objects around, we chase each other, playing 'tig' or 'tag' and have such memories that made me smile. So here are my suggestions to you Teenagers and Parents:

  1. Please, please, please! Stop buying Need for Speed Underground (insert number)! I had enough of EA (UK publisher of W.L.K) 's game in the UK charts for weeks! It's getting so boring now.
  2. NO MORE 50 CENT BULLETPROOF AND GANSTA GAMES! Violence is not so cool any more.
  3. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING A GAME THAT HAS PHOTO-REALISTIC GRAPHICS!!! Because parents, that will drain away your children's imagination.
  4. Recommend your children/friends to buy We Love Katamari, even if they say they're not into it!

And that's it. Now go and convert mainstream people into one of the fans to the King of All Cosmos. NOW!

Quote of the moment - 'Naaaaaa-na-na-na-na-na-na, Katamari Damashi-i!' - Me singing a chorus of the Katamari Damacy theme tune.

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